To clarify, the underlined passages are the thoughts of that person.
Because of their recent Jello binge, our fine heroes have been home from work for a couple of days and are starting to get pretty board. But don't worry, they'll find some way to stay occupied.
Bob: "Did you just say octopus?"
Jack The Writer: "No, but now that we have something to start off what seems like a very not funny adventure, lets run with it."
Bob: "My mom told me to never run with an octopus."
Jack: "Why?"
Bob: "I don't know, maybe she was prejudice against inkers."
Jack: "Maybe."
Bob: "But ever since I saw her running with that squid I just thought she was hypocritical."
Jack The Writer: "Bob just said his first big word!"
And there was much rejoicing...........
*small amount of pointless cheering plays in the background*
We have entered a new faze in Bob's life, he is now so pleased with his first big word that he wants to continue being a "smart person". But Jack is jealous, so he'll try too.
Bob: lamas.
Jack: "I feel snooty today."
Bob: "Why?"
Jack: "No idea, but I do."
Bob: "So what are you feeling snooty about?"
Jack: "Everything."
Jack : "I'm going to go watch a movie, and then say the book was better."
Bob: "The book was better!"
Jack: "I know, and we don't even know what book we're talking about!"
Bob: "Yep, but if we're being snooty we shouldn't even care."
Jack: "Indeed."
Bob: "Indeed, that's a silly word."
Jack: "So do you like chicken?"
Bob: "I like bagels, the kind that hate me."
Jack: "I suddenly want to punt a small dog to the moon!"
Bob: "DO IT!!!!!!"
Jack: *punts a small dog into space*
Bob: "Cool!"
Jack: "Cool!"
Guy standing beside Bob for some reason: "Cool!"
Bob Barker: "Cool!"
Small dog: So this is what his real plan is for controlling the pet population, I see how it is.
Small punted dog: One small step for dog...........................................One high kick for couch potato.
Suddenly in the middle of the sky.........................................................nope, that's just a kite shaped like a killer pelican.
Bob: "I wonder what would happen if two killer pelicans fought."
Jack: "I guess they would be killer pelican pelican killers."
Is anyone still reading this?
If so, I am sorry to inform you that it's not going to get any better as it goes on.
Unless I tell you that you've one an "all expenses paid" "vacation" to "a beautiful beach" in "Jamaica".
But I don't think that's going to happen.
It may, you'll have to keep reading these pointless stories to know though.